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[tonic]

but uh... being able to know clandestine fates and everything, i wasn't, you know...
uhhhhhhhh
at the time of child making
otherwise i surely wouldn't have and would have convinced someone else to take up the task
i offered because i didn't want to burden anyone else because i was the physically most normal person there



joseph isnt my type i'm sorry though

[josukeban]

"""technically"""

this place is gonna kill me

[tonic]

i promise i won't engage in any more intimate relations with your father
or any relative, friend, enemy, or co-worker of your choosing

[josukeban]

hey, don't worry- it's not like "don't fuck my dad" is in the bro code or anything

i've been away for too long so now i'm totally un-desensitized to this place

[tonic]

if we were men, "don't fuck my mom" would be in the bro code
so as women, "don't fuck my dad" is technically still legal bro code and i breached that i'm sorry

yeah... it's weird like that, right?

[josukeban]

that's ok apparently he's completely irresistible or something

I'm starting to feel left out......... maybe i'll find a nice boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever

[tonic]

that's always a good idea! i wish people didn't make me so nervous or i'd try

[josukeban]

hey i got your back, tocchan, and i'm an expert at this kinda stuff

[sure ok josuke "never dated and nearly got one of her bffs killed with relationship advice" higashikata]

i'm not rushing anyway. there's not exactly a lot of choice i mean half the people in this town are stepford wives creepy...

you've been here longer than me what do you think

[tonic]

there's a few cute guys and girls (josuke included) but i can't help but think i'd be a bit disappointing. i'd get so nervous, you know?
but it's not like i don't want to date
... actually, i have to someday
like, literally have to
i wish i had someone to practice with-- nooooo, that sounds like i'm just using them
i wish i had a first boyfriend or girlfriend

[josukeban]

no one HAS to date

unless it's a cultural thing where you're from????

[tonic]

uh, no, it's more
my powers are hereditary and if i don't have a child the line ends with me. and i'm the first person to have two of them.
the powers, i mean.
so even though i like men and women i have to carry a child someday? if i'm with a girl i'll have to have a surrogate or that bone marrow thing
i'm sorry, that sounds so effed up...
but i have to.