sort of??? i don't even know if he'd want to mostly i want advice about how to stop overthinking everything cause these stupid flowers have got me all worked up
It has to be really hard being away from home on your birthday. The only way I can think of to make it better would be cheering her up by taking her everywhere we can! I'll bring her lots of flowers as a gift, too! My dad can hold down the shop for the day.
Right! We should make her a cake too. Or get her one from a fancy bakery! And talk about boys I guess! Sorry, It's just-- it's been a while since my last sleepover!
And... yes, we can talk about Zio if you want. I'm not sure how juicy the details are, but... [ She sounds a little sheepish for it being brought up. She doesn't want to say too much, but at the same time she has a lot to say! ]
And considering that one pic on the network, I'm sure it's juicy enough.
[It's always fun to talk about the people you care about. And it's fun to tease, just a little. She's pretty sure she'll be asked about Dio, but maybe not Joseph.
WAIT YOU MISUNDERSTAND IT WASNT FOR PLEASURE OR ENJOYMENT we were trapped in a barn during a time all the lights were out and there were monsters all around. it was a dangerous time to be anywhere so we were in groups your father became an incubus and somehow hadn't fed since turning... despite the fact that he's a............ slut he was weak and he wouldn't be able to put up a fight and i wasn't but because my only powers are telekinetic or clairvoyant i couldn't do anything to defend us tired or not i offered my body so he could replenish himself back to strength there was no casual sex involved, no investment in it!! it was literally because i could divine a bad end if he didn't have someone give him an energy shot! and i would have never done it if you were there because i know how you feel! i'm sorry!
but uh... being able to know clandestine fates and everything, i wasn't, you know... uhhhhhhhh at the time of child making otherwise i surely wouldn't have and would have convinced someone else to take up the task i offered because i didn't want to burden anyone else because i was the physically most normal person there
if we were men, "don't fuck my mom" would be in the bro code so as women, "don't fuck my dad" is technically still legal bro code and i breached that i'm sorry
there's a few cute guys and girls (josuke included) but i can't help but think i'd be a bit disappointing. i'd get so nervous, you know? but it's not like i don't want to date ... actually, i have to someday like, literally have to i wish i had someone to practice with-- nooooo, that sounds like i'm just using them i wish i had a first boyfriend or girlfriend
uh, no, it's more my powers are hereditary and if i don't have a child the line ends with me. and i'm the first person to have two of them. the powers, i mean. so even though i like men and women i have to carry a child someday? if i'm with a girl i'll have to have a surrogate or that bone marrow thing i'm sorry, that sounds so effed up... but i have to.
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um... sorry this is so out of the blue but
have you like...... done it......... before
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oh yes! i have, hahaha
i mean, zio and i... we keep busy.
why? do you have any questions?
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nothing it's just
fuck this is so awkward...... promise you won't laugh
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I swear.
Tell me.
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... I have.
Why?
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there's this guy and................. YOU know.... i keep thinking about it but i'm sort of freaking out too
man i thought i'd be totally cool about this kind of thing
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well, this place
if he's like any person a yes or no answer isn't the end of the world
and "come back to my place for coffee" is the universal discreet way to ask...
but if you don't want to do it, you don't have to do anything you don't want to!
i myself am having... trouble too
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but what if he says yes? what if i mess up?? i WANT to do stuff but.....
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if he wants to, and he thinks you're cute, he'll say yes
and if not, you don't have to worry about it
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ok talk to you later i'll update you
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hope to hear from you soon
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Tonkia I know this is really last minute but
But
Uuuuuh did Josuke tell you it was her birthday on the first?????
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She didn't, no!
We should do something for her!
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I'm not sure how old she's turning but!!!
We gotta I dunno
Sleepover or take her out or both what do you think???
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It has to be really hard being away from home on your birthday. The only way I can think of to make it better would be cheering her up by taking her everywhere we can! I'll bring her lots of flowers as a gift, too! My dad can hold down the shop for the day.
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[SHE'S NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW TONKIA WISHED HER DAD HERE.]
But anyway, we can have the sleepover at my place, and we can shop or whatever she wants. It's her day!
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Or get her one from a fancy bakery!
And talk about boys I guess!
Sorry, It's just-- it's been a while since my last sleepover!
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It's okay I haven't had a sleepover in a long time!
But does that mean we're gonna talk about Zio~?
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And... yes, we can talk about Zio if you want. I'm not sure how juicy the details are, but... [ She sounds a little sheepish for it being brought up. She doesn't want to say too much, but at the same time she has a lot to say! ]
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And considering that one pic on the network, I'm sure it's juicy enough.
[It's always fun to talk about the people you care about. And it's fun to tease, just a little. She's pretty sure she'll be asked about Dio, but maybe not Joseph.
Since well. That's Josuke's dad.]
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i'm all ears and if i don't have an answer i can divine one
spooky right?
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um........... so............
have you ever like
fucked my dad
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why do you ask
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we were trapped in a barn during a time all the lights were out and there were monsters all around. it was a dangerous time to be anywhere so we were in groups
your father became an incubus and somehow hadn't fed since turning... despite the fact that he's a............ slut
he was weak and he wouldn't be able to put up a fight
and i wasn't but because my only powers are telekinetic or clairvoyant i couldn't do anything to defend us tired or not
i offered my body so he could replenish himself back to strength
there was no casual sex involved, no investment in it!!
it was literally because i could divine a bad end if he didn't have someone give him an energy shot!
and i would have never done it if you were there because i know how you feel! i'm sorry!
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i'm just totally spooked ok
like what if you got INVOLVED what if you or masaki got pregnant
YOU'D BE LIKE MY MOM TONIKA
MY MOM
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uhhhhhhhh
at the time of child making
otherwise i surely wouldn't have and would have convinced someone else to take up the task
i offered because i didn't want to burden anyone else because i was the physically most normal person there
joseph isnt my type i'm sorry though
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this place is gonna kill me
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or any relative, friend, enemy, or co-worker of your choosing
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i've been away for too long so now i'm totally un-desensitized to this place
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so as women, "don't fuck my dad" is technically still legal bro code and i breached that i'm sorry
yeah... it's weird like that, right?
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I'm starting to feel left out......... maybe i'll find a nice boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever
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[sure ok josuke "never dated and nearly got one of her bffs killed with relationship advice" higashikata]
i'm not rushing anyway. there's not exactly a lot of choice i mean half the people in this town are stepford wives creepy...
you've been here longer than me what do you think
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but it's not like i don't want to date
... actually, i have to someday
like, literally have to
i wish i had someone to practice with-- nooooo, that sounds like i'm just using them
i wish i had a first boyfriend or girlfriend
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unless it's a cultural thing where you're from????
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my powers are hereditary and if i don't have a child the line ends with me. and i'm the first person to have two of them.
the powers, i mean.
so even though i like men and women i have to carry a child someday? if i'm with a girl i'll have to have a surrogate or that bone marrow thing
i'm sorry, that sounds so effed up...
but i have to.